Muse-day Tuesday: Bass times Fork

(Note: There's a tiny contest at the end)

It's funny what you think you hear, but when my wife was talking about the definition of Work (ie. the sciency definition not the what-I-do-to-get-paid definition, it turned into Bass times Fork divided by distance. Which even if you change the terms to Mass, Force and Distance, still isn't right, but it's what I heard. Maybe I'm hungry.

I guess it's really something like Work = Force/Distance. Which is why I was afraid of Mrs. Bola when I was in school. She was very short, very round, and therefore the most forceful teacher I had at the time. (Because Force=Mass time Acceleration... which is measured in Newtons... like snacktime.) Maybe that's why people are afraid of Fang... or it could be that he eats people by running over them and shucking them like a human corncob. (Yep, definitely hungry)

Work...

Speaking of which... COVER FLATS! I know I've seen the cover to ReVamped before, but it is just so frick'n cool to come home and find cover for a new edition of one of my books in the mail. I don't think it's just me either. I suspect all authors get a little thrill. I think I'll share. Maybe you'd like a cover flat in the mail? Everyone who comments on this post between now and Thursday at 11:59 pm will be entered into a drawing for a signed cover flat of ReVamped. You can stop by my Facebook fan page and comment there too and you'll get an extra chance to win. I have several cover flats, so I'll probably give two or three away.

P.S. I'll have another Werewolf VS Vampire thingy up tomorrow. The artwork will be shabby (as usual). but I still hope you'll be amused. :)