Because exactly one person demanded it:
(Sung to the tune of David Bowie's "I'm Afraid of Americans")
J. F. Lewis's "I'm Afraid of Librarians"
John is in a library, no one at the desk
No-one helps anyone, the whole library's a test John is in a library
I'm afraid of Librarians
I'm afraid of their world
I fear the card catalogue
Electronic, too-
I'm afraid of Librarians
I'm afraid of their world
I fear the card catalogue
Electronic, too-
I'm afraid of Librarians
John is in a Library
John he wants silence, John he wants to go for a smoke
John he hates children, to him story time is a joke
John is in a library
I'm afraid of Librarians
I'm afraid of their world
I fear the card catalogue
Electronic, too-
I'm afraid of Librarians
I'm afraid of their world
I fear the card catalogue
Electronic, too-
I'm afraid of Librarians
John he's in the stacks where people hide old porno mags
John hates other patrons, when he thinks of them he gags
John is in a library
John is in a library
I'm afraid of Librarians
I'm afraid of their world
I fear the card catalogue
Electronic, too-
I'm afraid of Librarians
I'm afraid of their world
I fear the card catalogue
Electronic, too-
Yeah, I'm afraid of Librarians
I'm afraid of their world
I fear the card catalogue
Electronic, too-
I'm afraid of Librarians
God is a librarian
God is a librarian
God is a librarian
God is a librarian
God is a librarian
God is a librarian
God is a librarian
God is a librarian
God is a librarian
God is a librarian
God is a librarian
God is a librarian
God is a librarian
God is a librarian
God is a librarian
God is a librarian
God is a librarian
God is a librarian
Note: While I *am* indeed afraid of librarians, this is just a silly song brought on by a fun conversation at the Imagicon NaNoWriMo Event last Sunday.
